THE TRANSEXUAL DIARIES

... Dio recounts an exchange concerning Elagabalus along with the very well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus dealt with the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I am a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by possessing Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to give him the equivalent of a girl's vagina by the use of a s